Welcome to Vegas Boards!

The only Las Vegas Message Board and forum built by enthusiasts for enthusiasts.
Join today for free!

Most Funny/Fucked Up Moment You've Seen

Discussion in 'General Vegas Talk' started by vegasmacker, Feb 15, 2016.

  1. Mike omeara pensacola

    Mike omeara pensacola
    Expand Collapse
    New Member
    Silver Linker

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2016
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    10
    Trips to Vegas:
    53
    This would definitely fall into the fucked up category:

    In the 90s I was on the strip bouncing from casino to casino on a Saturday. It was late afternoon and I was walking out of a casino, can't remember which one, and I saw a huge circle of people surrounding something on the sidewalk. The crowd was packed and I really couldn't tell what everyone was looking at so I made my way up to the crowd to see what was happening.

    What I saw was one of the saddest things I've ever seen in my life. There was an elderly woman without any arms or legs laying on her stomach on a hospital gurney, the kind with the rolling wheels. Her head was barely over the edge of the front of the gurney where there was an electronic keyboard jury rigged so it would be close to her face. She was playing "Amazing Grace" on the keyboard with her tongue. That was sad enough but then there were two drunk punks that were tossing pocket change off her head trying to get it to land in her tip bucket, kind of like a bank shot. Then one of the thugs grabbed her tip bucket and ran down the strip. Someone grabbed the guy and returned the tip bucket.

    The thing that got me when I was thinking about it later was that the woman did not have a friend or family member to ward off any danger to her. Someone actually dropped that woman off in that location and put her to work.
     
  2. Mike omeara pensacola

    Mike omeara pensacola
    Expand Collapse
    New Member
    Silver Linker

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2016
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    10
    Trips to Vegas:
    53
    He did. He got a severe beat down from two guys who were just walking up when they took off with the bucket. The other guy got away but the guy that stole the tip bucket most definitely got was coming to him.
     
  3. openwindow

    openwindow
    Expand Collapse
    Junior Member
    Founder's Club

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2016
    Messages:
    32
    Likes Received:
    2
    I was in MGM Macau a few months back, sitting down at the table. Suddenly heard loud noise from the other side of the hall and lots of people running. I walk over and ask some guys what happened, apparently some guy stole HKD100k worth of chips from someone at a table and legged it! Managed to get out of the casino door and security were chasing him, not sure if he got caught.....
     
  4. DannyOcean

    DannyOcean
    Expand Collapse
    Opening the Champagne
    Founder's Club

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2016
    Messages:
    1,048
    Likes Received:
    949
    Location:
    Houston
    Trips to Vegas:
    20
    I've seen a lot of messed up things in Vegas. But, by far, the most messed up was walking into the Treasure Island for a show when I saw a woman who was wheel-chair-bound who was lying on the floor, trashed, writhing in a pool of her own vomit. It was so fucked up. Security there helping her. She was laughing her ass off, too. It was quite the sight.
     
  5. JasonVegas222

    JasonVegas222
    Expand Collapse
    Guest

    LOL, just because you're handicapped doesn't mean you can't be a degenerate!
     
    • Like Like x 6
  6. RockyBalboa

    RockyBalboa
    Expand Collapse
    Front Line Winner
    Founder's Club Silver Linker

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2016
    Messages:
    531
    Likes Received:
    345
    Location:
    Houston by way of Philadelphia
    Trips to Vegas:
    14
    I am glad they took a beating. That story breaks my heart.

    I'd like to think the people who roughed them up got off if the cops got involved
     
  7. pwdump

    pwdump
    Expand Collapse
    Junior Member
    Founder's Club

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2016
    Messages:
    56
    Likes Received:
    26
    Well just this past super bowl, walked out of the party and into the first bathroom in the casino I passed. Knew it was going to be interesting when I saw 3 security guards in there. Turned out to be 2 guys who definitely took advantage of the open bar. #1 was puking in a urinal when security grabbed him, he then started projectile vomiting so they pushed him in a stall where he puked so hard he passed out with his head in the bowl. This is the bathroom that everyone was hitting after several hours of all you can eat and drink, so I can only imagine what he caught. #2 who I think was his buddy, was in the larger handicapped stall. He had fallen over trying to pull his pants down and while on the ground, couldn't hold it and began to "puke out the other end" if you know what I mean. Destroyed his pants and underwear. Used the underwear to wipe off the pants and then stuck them to the stall door. Security was putting on gloves to drag him out while waiting for maintenance to close the bathroom down. I suggested gasoline and a match on my way out.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  8. RockyBalboa

    RockyBalboa
    Expand Collapse
    Front Line Winner
    Founder's Club Silver Linker

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2016
    Messages:
    531
    Likes Received:
    345
    Location:
    Houston by way of Philadelphia
    Trips to Vegas:
    14
    Lol where was this?
     
  9. pwdump

    pwdump
    Expand Collapse
    Junior Member
    Founder's Club

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2016
    Messages:
    56
    Likes Received:
    26
    TI
     
  10. Mike omeara pensacola

    Mike omeara pensacola
    Expand Collapse
    New Member
    Silver Linker

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2016
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    10
    Trips to Vegas:
    53
    I think the funniest thing I ever saw was in the men's room at MSS. I went in to take a leak and when I went to the urinal I saw a complete set, upper and lower, of false teeth in the urinal. Un-fucking-believable.......
     

Share This Page

Loading...