This is precisely the time that a swift punch to the face or kick in the crotch should be allowed. Just amazing the fucked up shit people are capable of in an ordinary setting.

 

This isn't too crazy but it was really funny in the moment. 2011 my buddy and I had both just retired from our time with the Government and took a little celebratory trip to Las Vegas. We were 35 and 34 at the time so we did the reasonable thing and took a couple 21 year olds with us. I had gone out with the one chic a few times and it seemed like a good idea at 3am on morning so along she came and brought a friend. We were staying in the Augustus Tower at Ceasars and my pal Chris and I were still accustomed at waking up at 0 dark thirty. We were walking from CP smoking a couple cigars and discussing how much our lives had changed. We had both gotten divorced and retired with a year or two and now we were totally on our own in this foreign place called Las Vegas.

We then notice some movement in the fountains in beside the Forum Shops, two homeless guys are in there scavenging the change. Some security guys began to yell from about a hundred yards or so behind us and the guys start trying to get out of the fountain. They are trying to run in water and carry this change and they keep falling, then they begin laughing. They finally get to the side and they are laughing so hard they can't climb out. Finally just as the security guy gets to the fountain they make it out and start running towards the Mirage.

We laughed our asses off and that was our first "Only in LV moment" of the trip.

 

Definitely a dick move. Karma is a bitch.

 

I saw a homeless guy take a dump about 10 feet from the entrance of the New frontier.

 

Then it grew into a magical tower, and some guy came along and emblazoned his name on the top of it.

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Bwahahaha! Good one!

 

2014 March madness. Came out of the Gold coast drunk with 3 buddies. go to the car and some random guy is passed out in the drivers seat of our rental. we knock on the window, and he wakes up. He gets all upset because he thinks we are just fucking with him. we finally asked him to try and start his car, and he key wouldnt work. he was so confused as we were. he finally got out, we got in and started it with our key. it did, and he was shocked and clueless where his car was. he had us almost convinced it was his car, but our driver was sober enough to notice our stuff in the bwck seat.

funny as hell watchig him stumble back into Gold Coast totally unsure if we just stole his car.

we didnt. note to self. lock your doors to the rental, to prevent.

 

I saw a group of shoeless bachelorettes run out into the middle of the street and try to hail a cab. Right in front of a police car.

I also once saw a hooker with her tit hanging out of her top waiting in line at McDonald's at Monte Carlo. She didn't notice until after she placed her order.

 

Now this made me laugh!!!

 

I like that, from now on it's the Dump Tower.