It's the ultimate white person thing.

 

Thanks everyone!

Epic swings today.

The best of times and the worst of times.

Craps actually went great at Palazzo. Started slow but ended up being able to play black on the line and full odds. When it got cold I went to Spanish 21 and...we have heard this number before...had $9k in chips in front of me.

They changed the table to $100 min (much to the chagrin of others) so it was me and the dealer heads up.

In the midst of this the pit boss was able to get a host assigned for me.

And then the whore variance kicked in. When playing $500+ a hand the swings can be brutal. I didn't start off at $500 btw...worked my way up to it. And even when I backed off to table min, or two spots...just got killed. So I bolted and played some bacc. Same shit. Win one lose three.

So I'm in the room up $3k on the day and eating some sliders and prepping for tomorrow.

The host took off the lone night and all room charges except tips. He said he'd give me a limo to the airport but I'm moving to Mirage tomorrow. I told him I'd save it for my next trip which will be either June or July (or both?!).

Btw as good as betting the dogs were the last two days in hoops was today was a slaughterhouse. I mean damn! And the faves I played? (Looking at YOU Kentucky) they shit the bed. Boooooo.

Ah well tomorrow is a new day.

So time to munch on sliders and get some sleep.

Quite buzzed but I stopped drinking awhile ago bc I didn't want to be dragging ass tomorrow since I have to move and tomorrow night will be a drunk fest with BS, Boosted, Jer and others.

Talk to you all mañana.

 

$3K is a real nice number to be up for the day! Great report Rock and hope you kill it tonight with the others!

 

Thanks TB!

Sunday mornings are great. It's like the apocalypse happened and wiped everyone out. No lines anywhere. Went down to put in the basketball bets and there were like four people ahead of me.

Xavier
SFA
Oklahoma
Middle Tenny
Texas A&M

Dropped a grand at craps after putting in the hoops bets. Other than the hot session yesterday every craps session has been a bloodbath.

I got a 2pm check out which works perfect since I'll check into the Mirage at 3pm.

Gotta shine up the shoes and press the clothes for tonight after I get to the Mirage and then I'll go park my keister at some machine to see what I can turn their $400 in free play into. A handy?!

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Some chip porn from last night. That was craps and Spanish 21.

And that was the high point. The relief dealer didn't just rob me she pulled a knife out and assaulted me.

Because I am up and that was a lot more to be up by I went for a bigger win. Picked the wrong time to do it because Ms Ice slayed that stack. But like I said I still went to bed up $3k.

If my calculations are correct I'm up $8k as a whole on the trip. So double the bankroll. Not too shabby.

The host that I was assigned seems cool. I'm laying the groundwork for a June trip when Frosty and others will be out here. He's already offered the rooms and limo. I'd like to get a cabana.

Until later...

 

Awesome Report. Great Read. Thanks. Now go win more at the Mirage!!!

 

Damn I can't count how many times that's happened to me.

Winning good with the dealer, relief comes in and rapes me senseless, dealer comes back and digs me out of the hole. And I wonder wtf I played with the relief.

 

lol seriously! I even got up to use the bathroom and said wtf am I still doing here?!

Checked out of Palazzo and walked over to Mirage. Another beautiful day out. A little warm so I briefly considered the pool but I need to get my shit ready for tonight and cab it to a chase ATM to make a deposit.

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Never get sick of looking at the strip.

I took a bad beat on SFA. Killed a straight bet and two parlays.

They couldn't have played the final two minutes worse if they tried. Jacking a three ball up with a three point lead and 1:00 to go?! Come on man.

Need Xavier, MTSU, Oklahoma and Hawaii to hook it up later.

 

A trip to the ATM that eats money is complete -- $8500 profit is deposited.

I'll use my original bankroll for the next two days.

Time to shine the shoes, grab a bite to eat and then sit in the book until I get ready for the shenanigans this evening.

 

Way to go Rock!!

 

No joke. That's complete bullshit.