No, 3 birdies at Shadow would not qualify. A beer per hole at Shadow would qualify. Or 3 birdies at Shadow after staying up all night with hookers and blow would qualify. Playing good golf in Las Vegas does not qualify.

 

or I will e-mail my host and be like "good afternoon...can you please remove bukkake party 16 from my bill?"

 

I'm in Vegas so often............

1. a dealer accepts deliveries of my online shopping and brings my packages to me when I get in.
2. I only get my haircut in Vegas
3. I sometimes have dinner or lunch with dealers
4. I golf with dealers and floormen
5. When I bring my mom, dealers will keep an eye out for her and let me know if she's moving from her slot machine
6. The casino manager will always ask if my mom is with me and make of point of going to see her.
7. When my limo driver checks in with dispatch, I always hear dispatch saying hello to me.
8. I know about the restaurant bartenders/GMs families more than my own.

Yeah..........I'm in Vegas waaaaay too much.

 

Extra points for causing a scene.

 

This is PG rated DEGEN. Judging by some of your posts I know you can do better than this.

 

A woman never tells! Lol

 

Exactly......I have to have some mystery!

 

Geez, thank goodness the Wynn doesn't list title of any porn ordered on the hotel bill

 

Is it still a room charge if you only watch 5 minutes???

 

Not sure, the good stuff doesn't usually happen five minutes in