ARE YOU A HAPPY LAS VEGAS DEGENERATE?

Dreamsh!t · Feb 24, 2016

WTF, where are these degens that rob liquor stores for gambling money.

kind of Ssurprised nobody has any check cashing or stories about going to the pawnbrokers.

This group is lame!

fuck it, i am going back to the other board. It least those guys use expired coupons!.

OOPS, cant go back, STILL BANNED!

Nevermind!

Packer · Feb 24, 2016

DannyOcean said: ↑

Damn, it's hard to come up with all the stories at once, but I'm a spectacularly happy Vegas Degen. Do I qualify?

1. I had the bartender at Joe's Stone Crabs at Geezer's make me a shooter out of five-hour energy so that I got things off to the right start one trip.

2. I once slept on the floor at McCarron waiting on a redeye home because I had busted my bankroll after a dealer at Excalibur hit 21 seven times in a row on a double deck BJ game.

3. Have a standing rule that you can't sleep more than four consecutive hours while in Vegas, if you sleep at all.

4. Am an advanced tester of the hypothesis, "Does drinking red bull and vodka feel like getting drunk and electrocuted at the same time?"

5. After spending a whole day at Liquid and running through a five-figure cabana tab, still managed to hit Chada Thai and drain bottle of Dom Rose 1982, a magnum of Dom 2002, and a 1976 auslese.

6. I appreciate only one thing about the Luxor: the fact that their showers have fairly low glass doors with a wide edge at the top, which is perfect for setting your beer on while you clean off the previous night's debauchery.

7. My ritual Vegas breakfast is going to Bouchon as soon as it opens, ordering a Corpse Reviver No. 2, then a French 75, then a Corpse Reviver No. 2, maybe another Corpse Reviver, then a bottle of wine. Then I'm good to go.

8. I once dropped my entire bankroll in the front seat of a cab while getting out returning from dinner on my first night of a trip. Said fuck it and just went to the ATM.

9. I once picked up a girl at O'Shea's and ended up buying her a tattoo on her rib cage that read "Carpe Diem." She didn't know what it meant, and the tattoo guy didn't know how to spell it.

Guess I remember more than I thought ...
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Number 2, 5 and 9 are classic stuff! You are a happy LAS VEGAS DEGENERATE no doubt!

Packer · Feb 24, 2016

DaaaaaaBears said: ↑

OK, I'm not proud of any of these but

1. I have flown to Las Vegas with a return flight several days later with no room reserved
2. I have skipped out on a tab at a night club because I lost all my money in the casino while using the restroom
3. I have hooked up in a standard 2 queen room with my friends assed out on the other bed
4. I have slept in the Las Vegas airport
5. I have ATM'd at a strip club
6. I have cash advanced at the casino
7. I have borrowed money from friends to stay in the game
8. I have used the line "I'll get you next time" because from the time the cocktail server took my order to when she returned with my drink I lost her tip at the table
9. I have been in a physical altercation at a poker table
10. I have had to use a credit card for the taxi fare from the casino to the airport because I lost the $20 I had set aside for the ride
11. I have drank 3 bottles of PJ at Bally's Sunday brunch in under 2 hours
12. I have never been sober for an entire day in Las Vegas
13. I have had money wired to me because I lost my entire bankroll on day 1 of a 4 day trip
14. I have tripled my bankroll on day 1 of a 4 day trip only to still be in the red when I returned home
15. I smoke over 1 pack of cigarettes per day in Las Vegas even though I smoke 0 per day at home
16. I have ordered porn and disputed the charge at checkout
17. I thought I have beaten blackjack
18. I thought I have beaten roulette
19. I thought I have beaten craps
20. I have ordered a whiskey shooter with a whiskey on the rocks at the table
21. I have gone an entire day without consuming food

Those are just a few. Most of them are from my younger days. I am much more responsible now.
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Ding ding ding ding!!!! 21 for 21! Great stuff! You are a happy LAS VEGAS DEGENERATE to say the least! Let's party!

Packer · Feb 24, 2016

geoff said: ↑

I'm pretty low on the degen scale but I he flown in from the eastcoast on a Friday afternoon, pulled an all nighter with no room Friday stayed over Saturday night and then taken the redeye back east on Sunday
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Now if you were to do that at least 3 times a year that would qualify.. Do that for this March madness and you are in! See you there!

RockyBalboa · Feb 24, 2016

newmans said: ↑

I noticed last week in Vegas..........there is a notation on the screen before you order porn that it shows up on your bill as just a "movie".
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oooh...Discreet

*files away this info for future use*

ken2v · Feb 24, 2016

Packer said: ↑

WTF! You surly can come up with a vegas degen story? Didn't you live in Vegas? As a young professional writer/author didn't you have a hooker male or female and she stole your watch or something? Lol... You have to come up with something. After all you are the legend Ken2v! That's travel stuff is a degen move alright but not close to a Las Vegas DEGENERATE! Sorry, Strike one! Try again!
Hehe..
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I did once birdie three holes at Pebble, in the same round.

Packer · Feb 24, 2016

Parallax said: ↑

Even though I travel once or twice a year to Vegas, way too many dealers and bartenders know my name. A couple of waitresses know my drink of choice without even asking. They just ask if I want the usual even though I haven't seen them in months.
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O. K. That might just qualify.

Packer · Feb 24, 2016

ken2v said: ↑

I did once birdie three holes at Pebble, in the same round.
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Lol. 3 birdies at Shadow would have qualified. It's about vegas kenny! How about that time you went to club paradise and you... I'll let you finish the rest..

ken2v · Feb 24, 2016

Shit, maybe if life wasn't so great day in and day out I'd "get" Vegas.

DaaaaaaBears · Feb 24, 2016

RockyBalboa said: ↑

oooh...Discreet

*files away this info for future use*
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Don't, see my post. They will still know at the front desk based on price. Be prepared to dispute when the agent gives you the stink eye.

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