That is what fast forward is for.

 

I forget they charge for that. The Skylofts has it all for free ... which reminds me of a funny story.

A couple years back, I was in a 2 bedroom loft and the guy staying in the other room did something (can't remember what) that dictated that I get him back ... I happen to get back to the loft before he did that night and put some gay porn on his TV and turned it way up and took the remote. I thought it was funny, he was less amused.

 

But then I miss the storyline

 

I'm a 'green behind the ears ' degen, but still claim degeneracy with much to learn from my VB peers. Internships I seek.
1. My very first Vegas trip I stayed at the Budget Suites on Rancho so I could walk across the street to Fiesta Rancho and Texas Station. More BR and less overhead. There was no knowledge of building Strip/Downtown relationships.
2. Traded casino chips for sexual favors with the local talent.

On my 2nd trip I booked a timeshare stay at the Trop courtesy of Alan Thicke. It was my first strip stay and I couldn't escape the wife so I brought her and my 15 year old daughter with me.

3. In a rush to get my gamble on, I didn't check to make sure the room door closed properly. I discovered my laptop, iPod and a few miscellaneous items missing. I reported it to casino management but waited to follow up with Metro 4 days later (last day of the trip).

4. During that same night I used the bathroom excuse to pop a hundo in a slot leaving the wife and daughter at the table, three times.

5. While everyone sleeps, I gamble. When everyone wakes, I'm still at the tables.

These exploits pale in comparison to those of you, my mentors. But I'm a quick study.

 

Sharing is therapeutic

I have a few more

22. I have been escorted to my room by security
23. I have tried to forcibly enter the wrong hotel room believing it was my own
24. I have slept in a bath tub
25. I have mistaken business interest for personal interest
26. I have unsuccessfully tried to use the daily envelope bankroll system
27. I have dropped my cell phone in a toilet
28. I have accidentally played 6/5 blackjack
29. I have hit the stick man with dice
30. I have hit the player at the opposite end of the craps table with the dice - on the fly - on accident
31. I have smoked the wrong end of a cigarette
32. I have stayed in Las Vegas longer than intended
33. I have left Las Vegas earlier than planned
34. I have peed in the pool and you're lying if you say you haven't
35. I have accepted a flight voucher and been bumped to continue the gamble
36. I have considered moving to Las Vegas



I'm still not proud

 

Good one you happy Las Vegas DEGENERATE!

 

Yes you are a quick study.. 2 and 5 got you to the Happy Las Vegas DEGENERATE level! Proud..

 

Here is a true one that I just heard today when I called to confirm March Madness reservations. Host said "You are all set Packer. The furniture will be all turned around for you upon arrival!" I kid you not..

Another two reason I am a Vegas DEGENERATE, I go so much I only get my car washed at Burbank Airport. They say same as usual? Then I go to the sky caps to check my luggage and there is a long line, they wave me up by my name and take my luggage and say Vegas again? Again, I kid you not. Man we are sick!

 

I would consider myself a Vegas degenerate. All rules go out the window, I get drunk, ignorant at times, and have a ton of fun while I'm there. The stories I can recall.

1. First night in Vegas after having multiple beverages on the plane, buying a 5th at the liquor store, all while smashing it between 3 people before leaving the room. End up waking up in my room not recalling how I got there knowing I lost a lot of money the night before, clothes scattered everywhere in the room, me still in my clothes from the night before, and hungover as hell. I try to recount how much I lost the night before and well I open the safe and somehow there was only a few hundo left in there. It was an horrible night! Now I try to not bring most of my bankroll with me when I get annihilated drunk it's just a bad idea. I didn't get out of bed until 9 pm that night just FYI. I tried to leave several times but barf city. Now a bring the Pedalyte!

2. A story of my Vegas buddy who always goes with me. I'll recap the events as this is a long tale. He lost several thousand on the first night, a hooker robs his stash that was in his shirt pocket in the closet, he borrows 1k from me the same night and losses that at BJ as well. He has no money and can't even repay me. The bank he uses doesn't allow transactions out of state so he does a credit card advance for $300 and sends me a picture several hours later with $6500 worth of chips he just won at BJ. I was like how did you do that? He said he just kept pressing and pressing and won about 10 hands in a row. Ultimate comeback as this was the 1st night of a 5 day trip last March Madness.

I have many more tails but those are the few I can remember at the moment that are numerous paragraphs long.

 

The question was..... Are you a happy Las Vegas Degen. That was my happy list.
If the question was.... are you a Filthy Degen?........that's a different list!