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Recap Unda-cuvah in Vegas (4/28-05/02)

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  1. undathesea

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    So, being the drunktard I am when in Vegas... I really don't do a very good job of live trip reporting. Actually, I probably don't do a good job of trip reporting. I'm actually in awe of those who can.

    But, I have a little time today so I thought I'd start my own recap here. I'll try to keep most of the content PG-13... but as I always say, it's hard to talk about what you REALLY did in Vegas without a little cursing and a LOT of nudity...
     
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    Pg13? Come on, we've seen PT's pubes, I think we can handle more than pg13.
     
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    So, I got distracted again and then realized it was an immense task to gather all of the photos in one place. Coming... but it might be a little bit later....
     
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    Warning: Some of the images you may see could be disturbing!!!

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    Okay… maybe not as disturbing as PT’s last date.

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    Actually, most of them are tame. But, you’ll see some pics that aren't mine that might help fill in the blanks where I didn't snap my own pic. You get the idea?

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    Right on, caped crusader!

    So, a little background: Went with the family and a few friends:

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    Met VB degenerates… @B S, @Way2fast, @98Seahawk, @shifter, and @Ty Webb Jr:

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    You’ll have to use your own imagination to guess “who” is “who” in the pic but here's a little hint: @shifter is the one with the bitching hairdo.

    Let’s get the party started…
     
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    I see the poster Danny Ocean
     
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    Can confirm that's BS.
     
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    Alright, popcorn ready?

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    Grab a drink!

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    Dammit @Jordan, get out of this trip report. You weren’t even there.

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    Okay, one other note. I like to call my girlfriend the “old lady.” One time she told me that she’s was like a “fine wine” and my retort to her was, “yeah, old and dry.”

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    But, heck, Vegas is old and dry, so she fits perfectly with my lifestyle! Hence where the “old” part of the “old lady” comes from. Back to the story…

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    FINALLY - DAY 1:

    <administrative crap>

    Wake up early morning.

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    Ubers are all over the place around here, so I grabbed one to the airport.

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    yada, yada… we arrive in Vegas early morning.

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    Took the shuttle from terminal one over to the baggage claim

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    Head over to the Uber stand in terminal 1 on level 2M. Took an Uber Select (black car service) to the Aria in a Mercedes CLA.

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    Split the charge with my buddy and it was pretty cheap for that level of service.

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    Got to checkin.

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    Note that the old “invited guests" area is now a concierge area. VIP check-in is to the left of the main check-in area.

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    Heading up to the room we saw familiar sights.

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    Yikes! Sorry, @PayTriple up to his old tricks again. We did see hookers, but not that one. Unfortunately, it was just the Lift Bar.

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    We drop the bags and we were ready to get the party started…

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    </administrative crap>

    First stop is the sports book. Nats are playing hot and I want to get a bet down on them. The line is -145.

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    First loser of the trip. But, I was pretty happy and the Nats held it 0-0 until the 9th inning when they decided to blow it like last year’s birthday cake.

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    But I digress. I sit down and play some double super times pay jacks or better. Nothing really to note, but the trip was just starting so I took a pic of my first quads before busting out.

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    Most of the family and friends headed over to Giada’s. I’d already been there a ton so the old lady and I headed over to Javier’s where the view is great.

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    Ah… that’s what I’m talking about! You can almost taste the tequila can’t you?

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    Damn right you can. But this Javier’s seat had the best view ever.

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    Aw hells yeah. <high-fives @PayTriple> Damn right I did. Nice rack old lady!

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    But, any trip to Javiers wouldn't be complete without some gratuitous chip porn.

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    Look at those sexy chips!

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    That’s right kool-aid man... the drinks were flowing too... tasty margaritas.

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    So we got our fill on Javier’s and it was about to time to fulfill other needs, so we headed back up to the room.

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    That part of the trip stayed in Vegas though. Unfortunately, the maid had her hands full that day.

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    Scary, but a man’s gotta do, ya know?

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    Next we headed down to Lobby Bar to enjoy some tasty adult beverages and catch up with friends.

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    Now I know what some of you must be thinking right about now…

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    But, nope… it wasn’t quite time for that yet. Just your regular old martini, served up, and no vermouth.

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    Got pretty lit up and we were scheduled for some Julian’s that night so headed back over to super times pay where I had a single hit worth documenting before another busto.

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    That’s unfortunately a theme for this trip.

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    So, after spreading some coin at blackjack where I don’t think I won a single hand, we headed over to Julian Serranos.

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    Where we had some really tasty food and ended with an outstanding paella.

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    Right about then I was feeling like a French whore on payday: Full, pretty drunk, but not satisfied with the money I have in my pocket.

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    So I did want any degenerate would do. I let my buddies talk me into 1-3 NL hold’em at the Aria. Heck it was close… and I was down about a grand, so why not?

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    Needless to say, some grandma at the end of the table puts me on the felt with a set after a few hours of playing tighter than cameron’s sphincter in ferris bueller’s day off.

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    That sent me to bed.

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    Up next… day 2… the pool, meetup, and more drunkenness.
     
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    Exactly!
     
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    DAY 2

    Okay… where was I?

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    Ah, yes… okay.

    Woke up on Friday morning ready to roll. The plan: Bouchon for breakfast. But, first, I have my eye on a pick me up…

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    Starbucks at the Aria, which happens to be right across from the...

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    On the promenade at the Aria. In the mood to tour the promenade and get some photos, the old lady and I set out to see what’s what…

    The buffet…

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    The hallway down to Carbone…

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    The patio at Herringbone….

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    Bardot Brasserie…

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    And, of course, Jean George.

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    I’d mentioned to the old lady that I was missing a few sundries so we decided to hop across the street to Walgreens where I managed to snap a pic from whence we came…

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    On a beautiful Friday morning no less!

    We get back and the group is restless and ready for food… so we all roll over to the Venetian for our breakfast…

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    For those not in the “know,” bouchon is located on the way to the Venezia tower and past a very lovely never before used (at least to my knowledge) check-in desk.

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    And of course the menu…

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    After lunch we took a leisurely stroll back to the Aria with not much to speak of on the way back. Looking forward to a full day at the pool. We already had the cabana 26 held for us, we just needed to get out there…

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    Did I mention it was a nice day?

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    And, of course, it wasn’t just the weather…

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    Well, the day got a little cloudy with some rain drops and the girls started to cover up

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    But, not to worry, I waited patiently and finally was able to score what I’d been looking to capture all day long…

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    I know… I shoulda just dropped her a $20 and asked her to do a quick spin for me but that’s out of bounds for the old lady.

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    Well, I was getting pretty lubed up and met the neighbor next to us who was a) from NYC, b) lives in SD, and c) a rabid sports betting guy… just like myself, eh? So, Guido and I roll over to the sports book.

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    Interestingly enough, both legs of the parlay lost. So much for my new tanned transplant of a buddy from NY, eh?

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    Right around 4pm we headed up to the room to change and get ready for the meet-up.

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    BS had already touched down and texted that he was riding around in the MGM ghost.

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    Come get us BS!

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    Well, shit, it was worth a shot. The old lady was looking stunning that night if I do say so maself.

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    We get to the MGM and I quickly smell the remnants of Canadian loonies that were misfiring at the VP machines all last weekend…

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    A grand salute to you lost loonies! Bring back some friends next time…

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    No, not those type of friends… but shit, those type of friends will definitely do too.

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    So, we get to the mansion and walk through to security. The guy at the desk stops us and no one in sight. Along comes another gentleman who turns out to @Way2fast

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    I thought it was Beeejay… but who knew Beeejay had a twin brother, right?

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    We head over to the bar at the mansion casino to wait for everyone and hook up with the other parts of the crew: @Ty Webb and @Ty Webb Sr. And, of course @98Seahawk, who is neither 98 nor a Seahawk... go figure.

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    We all get to chatting and along comes Mr Red Jacket and @shifter himself.

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    @shifter introduces himself and we all small talk and then head over to the bar at the mansion… the one you need someone to walk you through security to access.

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    Now, I know what some of you must be thinking right about now…

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    Yep… this time we got the good stuff from the bar… not just a glass… but a full bottle

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    Oh, not enough proof, huh?

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    Yep… you bitch. Of course, the old lady was getting lubed up and had a message for Frank…

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    @shifter is on a pretty tight timeline because he has Tiger Jam coming up, so he invites us to see his two bedroom villa before he has to leave. On the way through the atrium, we nearly bump right into…

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    And his crew. One word of note. Tiger looks nothing like Tiger without his helmet on. Seriously, incognito.

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    @shifter makes a quick remark to him about the new chip shot he’d showed him early in the day, they exchange quick “thumbs-up” to each other and we head off to the villa.

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    The two bedroom villa is quite nice…

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    @shifter has to leave us and we eventually decide it’s time for some baccarat at the mansion casino. Btw, has anyone mentioned @shifter is a very gracious host?

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    Seriously, he is. Anyways, @Way2fast is leading the way to the casino and we all sit down at an empty table.

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    @Way2fast summons the help and asks for a marker and they quickly start to scurry (give this man his money!)… It's pretty awesome to be in the presence of a super-model like @Way2fast.

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    Unfortunately they had to do a table count first… I assume to find out what they had left after @Broncofn made a hasty exit from the previous weekend.

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    Not exactly the @Broncofn I imagined trying to get away…

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    Much better. And, hell… I guess we’ll just leave it at that.

    Anyways, after the count we got our chips and all of us did quite well. I personally sat down for $1k and walked with $1700.

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    We wanted to head back to the Aria but we needed some wheels. BS was on it and we had to walk back through the mansion to get to the limo.

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    Did you really think we would walk back through without a gratuitous shot of ourselves in the atrium? No, and not before I relieved myself at the mansion (casino) either.

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    C’mon… we all knew that was coming. ;)

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    Anyways, so off to the Aria where I’m late for my sister’s birthday dinner at Carbone. We ended up with BS somehow and he was definitely sitting down to eat with us as an impromptu guest.

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    We were all pretty lubed up at this point and came in like a shit-storm to surprise the family (who are all relatively conservative). Did I forget to mention the bottle of Jordan that we’ve already consumed among other tasty adult beverages?

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    So, we take our seats and BS is in rare form. The brother-in-law is not impressed on his wife’s birthday dinner. So we switch seats and I order us a veal parm to split (which is fucking excellent, btw)

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    Get your damn hands off the old lady @B S!

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    We get to chattin’ about what an asshole Frank is with the table and they had some words for him…

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    Well, I was in mood to gamble and of course the hit and run at the MGM had been so successful that baccarat was definitely going to happen. So, we mosey down to the baccarat room at the Aria to try and hook up with @BS who has already taken up residence with @Way2fast.

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    Shameless plug for his modeling career.

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    Anyways, it’s hit or miss for me but @BS is getting pounded in the arse. This happened more than once...

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    Note the color of the coat. He needed something to snap him back to reality and I knew just the person / treatment…

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    Of course, by this point, I’m drunk and I’m tired, but @BS decides it’s time for a venue change. We walk out of the skysuites entrance and into a limo he’s called for us. We need to get 120 feet from the Aria and BS knows just the way to roll.

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    No pics… but the long and short of it… I dump the rest of the $1700 I'd won originally at the MGM. C’est la vie, eh?

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    The old lady and I say our goodbyes, we walk back to the Aria, and do the only thing any drunk guy would do at this point…

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    And man did I pay for it in the morning! My stomach has never been such a wreck!

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    Next up… Day 3: Billy Joel, maybe some drinking, and maybe some gambling… and maybe some…

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    You're just gonna have to wait for it...

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    Love the blondies colors!!!
     
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