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Recap Unda-cuvah in Vegas (4/28-05/02)

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by undathesea, May 6, 2016.

  1. undathesea

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    So, being the drunktard I am when in Vegas... I really don't do a very good job of live trip reporting. Actually, I probably don't do a good job of trip reporting. I'm actually in awe of those who can.

    But, I have a little time today so I thought I'd start my own recap here. I'll try to keep most of the content PG-13... but as I always say, it's hard to talk about what you REALLY did in Vegas without a little cursing and a LOT of nudity...
     
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    Pg13? Come on, we've seen PT's pubes, I think we can handle more than pg13.
     
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    So, I got distracted again and then realized it was an immense task to gather all of the photos in one place. Coming... but it might be a little bit later....
     
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    Bring on the nudity. Fuck PG-13
     
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    Warning: Some of the images you may see could be disturbing!!!

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    Okay… maybe not as disturbing as PT’s last date.

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    Actually, most of them are tame. But, you’ll see some pics that aren't mine that might help fill in the blanks where I didn't snap my own pic. You get the idea?

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    Right on, caped crusader!

    So, a little background: Went with the family and a few friends:

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    Met VB degenerates… @B S, @Way2fast, @98Seahawk, @shifter, and @Ty Webb Jr:

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    You’ll have to use your own imagination to guess “who” is “who” in the pic but here's a little hint: @shifter is the one with the bitching hairdo.

    Let’s get the party started…
     
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    I see the poster Danny Ocean
     
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    Handsome group of winners! I see this pic was taken before the burning of the Red Jacket.
     
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    Can confirm that's BS.
     
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    Alright, popcorn ready?

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    Grab a drink!

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    Dammit @Jordan, get out of this trip report. You weren’t even there.

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    Okay, one other note. I like to call my girlfriend the “old lady.” One time she told me that she’s was like a “fine wine” and my retort to her was, “yeah, old and dry.”

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    But, heck, Vegas is old and dry, so she fits perfectly with my lifestyle! Hence where the “old” part of the “old lady” comes from. Back to the story…

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    FINALLY - DAY 1:

    <administrative crap>

    Wake up early morning.

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    Ubers are all over the place around here, so I grabbed one to the airport.

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    yada, yada… we arrive in Vegas early morning.

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    Took the shuttle from terminal one over to the baggage claim

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    Head over to the Uber stand in terminal 1 on level 2M. Took an Uber Select (black car service) to the Aria in a Mercedes CLA.

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    Split the charge with my buddy and it was pretty cheap for that level of service.

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    Got to checkin.

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    Note that the old “invited guests" area is now a concierge area. VIP check-in is to the left of the main check-in area.

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    Heading up to the room we saw familiar sights.

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    Yikes! Sorry, @PayTriple up to his old tricks again. We did see hookers, but not that one. Unfortunately, it was just the Lift Bar.

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    We drop the bags and we were ready to get the party started…

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    </administrative crap>

    First stop is the sports book. Nats are playing hot and I want to get a bet down on them. The line is -145.

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    First loser of the trip. But, I was pretty happy and the Nats held it 0-0 until the 9th inning when they decided to blow it like last year’s birthday cake.

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    But I digress. I sit down and play some double super times pay jacks or better. Nothing really to note, but the trip was just starting so I took a pic of my first quads before busting out.

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    Most of the family and friends headed over to Giada’s. I’d already been there a ton so the old lady and I headed over to Javier’s where the view is great.

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    Ah… that’s what I’m talking about! You can almost taste the tequila can’t you?

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    Damn right you can. But this Javier’s seat had the best view ever.

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    Aw hells yeah. <high-fives @PayTriple> Damn right I did. Nice rack old lady!

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    But, any trip to Javiers wouldn't be complete without some gratuitous chip porn.

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    Look at those sexy chips!

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    That’s right kool-aid man... the drinks were flowing too... tasty margaritas.

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    So we got our fill on Javier’s and it was about to time to fulfill other needs, so we headed back up to the room.

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    That part of the trip stayed in Vegas though. Unfortunately, the maid had her hands full that day.

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    Scary, but a man’s gotta do, ya know?

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    Next we headed down to Lobby Bar to enjoy some tasty adult beverages and catch up with friends.

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    Now I know what some of you must be thinking right about now…

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    But, nope… it wasn’t quite time for that yet. Just your regular old martini, served up, and no vermouth.

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    Got pretty lit up and we were scheduled for some Julian’s that night so headed back over to super times pay where I had a single hit worth documenting before another busto.

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    That’s unfortunately a theme for this trip.

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    So, after spreading some coin at blackjack where I don’t think I won a single hand, we headed over to Julian Serranos.

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    Where we had some really tasty food and ended with an outstanding paella.

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    Right about then I was feeling like a French whore on payday: Full, pretty drunk, but not satisfied with the money I have in my pocket.

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    So I did want any degenerate would do. I let my buddies talk me into 1-3 NL hold’em at the Aria. Heck it was close… and I was down about a grand, so why not?

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    Needless to say, some grandma at the end of the table puts me on the felt with a set after a few hours of playing tighter than cameron’s sphincter in ferris bueller’s day off.

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    That sent me to bed.

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    Up next… day 2… the pool, meetup, and more drunkenness.
     
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    Exactly!
     

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