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Shifter Promoted Me...!!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Hugo Hackenbush, Aug 12, 2016.

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  1. Hugo Hackenbush

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    Good News Folks.......
    I just ended negotiations with Shifter and his staff. I am happy to announce that Shifter has promoted me to Regional Manager of the Midwest Territories region of "Vegas Board" Enterprises.

    Shifter cited my wisdom and professionalism in his decision to offer me this position. I am flattered as I've only been a member of Vegas Boards for about 4 months.

    My position will be to visit with different organizations in the Midwest giving speeches promoting Vegas Board Enterprises. It will be mostly speeches, shaking hands, photo sessions with the folks and various good will activities..

    Shifter is only paying me 55K yearly for my talents, but the position is only part time mostly weekends..
    My goal is to do an excellent job and then possibly acquire the Northeast Territory in the near future. That should pay bigger bucks.

    If you are also a Territory manager for VB Enterprises now or have been in the past, please tell me which territory you now manage or managed and how much Shifter is paying you for your talents.?
    I understand that there are 9 different regional territories under Shifter's umbrella.

    Also, for you other managers, how large of a Christmas Bonus does Shifter offer every year ?
    Can I count on a big one ?
    Wish me luck Everybody.!!
     
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    Doh! For publicly disclosing your compensation and openly discussing pay and bonuses, you have been demoted...per Non-Disclosure clauses.

    Just kidding...lol
     
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    I am one of many V.P.'s of Shit Stirring. Not much in the way of upfront money, $40K, but a nice health package and entry to the VB 401K shareholders.
     
  4. GlenBaccarat79

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    LOL, you guys got fucked! You know what? Shifter, I thought we were friends, but guess not, anyways the fuck pays me $2,500.00 plus bennies a week ($130k) a year, to stay the fuck off the board. I still post and he still pays me, cause I threatened him I would post more and also go to all the casinos and get him extra sponsors and business. He told me to stop and signed the contract! You guys got fucked!
     
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    That is a classic movie. :thumbsup:
     
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    Caddyshack has a slot out now but they completely dropped the ball. It could have been so comedic and creative and it's one of the worst designs I've seen in a long time.
     
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    You people are all f**ed up. Shifter told me to tell you what the parrot tells Robin Williams. It only takes a few seconds but if you have never seen this movie it is a classic. One of Robin Williams earlier movies and one of my favorites.

    But ya'll are still f**ed up.

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