Looking forward to this TR...Aria has been my favorite casino for the past 2 years now!

 

Aria Hotel Sucks

The casino is nice so Danny crush the casino.

 

Aria just doesn't like YOU.

 

I was all ready to do the Cosmo this trip, pp, and then the logistics just worked out for Aria this time ... anyway, my intent is to fully take the house for all its worth in your name.

Saved up strength this weekend. Took care of projects around the house ... three sleeps until Vegas. Three long work days. On the ground in 77 hours.

 

PPHOLD: Avenge me Danny, avenge me!

 

So here I am, climbing the walls, down to 69.5 hours until I'm on the ground, and I was thinking about what color I could add to the pre-trip report. As I've posted before, I've been writing countdown e-mails to my bachelor buddy for whom this weekend's fete honors, and I've done them for 111 days now. Here was one from the weekend, although his name is redacted to protect his good judgment:

We're out walking the Strip, and my buddy sees one of the ubiquitous card-snapping guys handing out hooker cards. The guy, of course, is wearing a neon GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS TO YOUR DOOR! t-shirt.

And my friend, of course, has to try to buy it from him. So he does. I think price was no object here, but I think the dude gave it up for $20. So right there, outside Mirage or Caesars, I believe it was, he takes off the jacket he wore to dinner, and pulls over the raunchy, well-sweated neon shirt.

A short while later, we're doing something at a bar or a craps table -- forgive that detail being fuzzy, but we were extremely intoxicated -- and he starts loudly complaining that something stinks and it's disgusting. And asking who smells and what the fuck is going on. Then he stops. Sniffs. Raises his arm. Sniffs again. And says, "Oh wait, it's me."

Classic moment.

 

So in reference to the incident above, with the "Girls to your door" shirt? I'm having a poster made of a pic of him wearing it from that trip. It'll be his place holder anywhere he needs a seat.

We've also got a pic of him with a Bret Michaels impersonator (HUGE Poison fan) from Fremont Street that's going on a bright orange t-shirt for him to wear from time to time.

 

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: I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...

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: Without being seen by the cameras.

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: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.

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: Yeah well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?
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: Yeah.

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: Oh. Okay.

Take them down Danny!! Have a blast.

 

Reminiscing this morning about the last time I organized a bachelor party in Vegas. In the afternoon while we had a cabana at Liquid, my good buddy dislocated his shoulder, was about to be forced to the hospital by security, when he popped it back in, stood up, rotated it around, said, "Yup, good to go," and kept drinking.

This is how we Vegas. Ha.

 

Bags are packed. I'm ready to roll. Glitch of the day: Southwest's computer issues have fucked over my bachelor. His flight is canceled, and SWA wouldn't rebook him until tomorrow. Fuck that, he says, that's not acceptable ... so he's rolling to try to catch an AA flight with 45 minutes to go, otherwise he'll be on UA and landing basically at the same time I do. So it all works out.

Now, if we can just avoid any airline entanglements, let's wreck this town!