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Most Funny/Fucked Up Moment You've Seen

Discussion in 'General Vegas Talk' started by vegasmacker, Feb 15, 2016.

  1. sailboat310

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    Seems like Peppermill seems to be the spot for people watching. After a late night of partying, we went to grab some breakfast before crashing in the rooms. The table next to us, there was this man dressed in a very expensive suit drinking wine. Obviously he was piss drunk as he would be talking to an imaginary person sitting across from him, then pass out on the table. He had a mountain sized order of nachos that, amazingly, he would ALMOST hit every time he put his head on the table. This went on for like twenty minutes where he'd randomly wake up and start talking before passing out again.

    A young couple seated across from us had dared each other to take a selfie with the man. The lady went first and quickly took a shot of herself and the man before scurrying back. The tables all around us began chuckling. It was then the boys turn to go over. As he was bending over to take a picture, the man suddenly woke up again startling the young kid. He froze and looked like a deer in headlights for a few seconds. He then proceeded to pour the man some more wine from the bottle and asks if he needs anything else. The man stares at him for a few seconds before passing out again. This elicits laughter from all the tables around.

    Now at this point, the man had drawn a crowd. A group of frat boys had come in earlier and now moved to tables nearby. One proceeds to walk over, take a quick look around, and then proceeds to down the entire glass of wine before walking away. Now it is probably 5am and most people there were quite inebriated. His buddy then come along and wakes the man to ask if he wanted another glass of wine. The man looks at his glass and says yes please do. The frat kid then pours him a glass and asked if he needs anything else. A few minutes later, his buddy came back to down that glass as well. At this point, the man begins to stir and start eating some nachos.

    The waitress stops by to ask if he needed anything. He then asks where his partner went. She says she has no idea and that he was alone. He insists that he was there with someone. He then proceeds to point to his empty glass of wine and says, "Why is the glass empty? I don't even drink wine?" At which the entire area bursts out laughing.

    The waitress then says she'll go look for his partner while rolling her eyes. The man, oblivious to what was going on, proceeds to pour his last glass of wine before nodding off again. As the we finalizing our bill, the group of boys took off, but not before finishing off the last glass of wine.

    I wonder how the story ended in his mind....
     
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  2. VEGASBJ

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    One of my friends being so drunk and already blown through his trip bankroll and ATM that he was trying to bet at the Mansion BJ tables with his AMEX card. he took out the AMEX card, put it in the betting circle and states "I'm betting $5000". The pit supervisor tells him he can't bet with his credit card. He slurs back" Sure I can, the card is good and I have enough limit on there to bet $5000". Was one of the funniest moments ever. Literally had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard..............

    and this was after he kept stealing chips from my stack, being warned to quit taking chips from Mr. VegasBJ, and then having his other friends come to the table, ask me how much he owes me, and then dragging him away. I got paid later by one of the friends.

    These are the same guys that Shifter mentioned in another thread that had run a $10k credit limit into a million dollar weekend.
     
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  3. RTG10

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    What? $200 for no experience? I agree! [Tic]
     
  4. TBONE3336

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    Even this late to the party, gotta give props. That was classic all the way! Well done.
     
  5. Ty Webb Jr

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    Sadly, a friend of mine went through a tough divorce; happily, we were back in Vegas not long after it was finalized; sadly, his ex just "coincidentally" was in Vegas when we were and they had dinner one night, which was clearly a bad idea and upset him greatly.

    Upon his return to the hotel a hooker was being escorted out of the lobby by two security guards, one on each arm. She sees my buddy and very loudly says "Hey baby you want to party? I can tell by that depressed look in your eyes you could use a blow job!" Both security guards are dying laughing and even my friend got s chuckle. I give the hooker tons of credit for recognizing the despair and still trying to close a deal while being tossed from the hotel - that's dedication to your craft!
     
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  6. Matt

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    I was once in the Vegas airport and a voice came over the loudspeaker asking that the gentleman who left his teeth in the bathroom by the gate needed to return to said gate to retrieve them.
     

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