Welcome to Vegas Boards!

The only Las Vegas Message Board and forum built by enthusiasts for enthusiasts.
Join today for free!

Love of Money,,,, Your/Our Money...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Hugo Hackenbush, Jul 13, 2016.

?

Importance of Money to You.!

  1. It's All I Think About

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. Very Important

    4 vote(s)
    57.1%
  3. Less Important as I Get Older

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%
  4. I have Too Much Money Now

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Not Important

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Hey, I gotta Eat.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Can Yoou loan Me Some $$$

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. I donate all my Vegas winnings to charity

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. I don't have interent so I can't answer.

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Hugo Hackenbush

    Hugo Hackenbush
    Expand Collapse
    Junior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2016
    Messages:
    326
    Likes Received:
    134
    Location:
    Mid-West
    Trips to Vegas:
    23
    Someone said that we can't take our money with us when we die. Have you thought about finding ways to take your money with you.
    We may need extra cash after we die, WHO KNOWS ???
    So, here is a poll of how important is money $$ to you...

    Sober and funny responses are welcome with the poll...
     
  2. DannyOcean

    DannyOcean
    Expand Collapse
    Opening the Champagne
    Founder's Club

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2016
    Messages:
    1,131
    Likes Received:
    1,063
    Location:
    Houston
    Trips to Vegas:
    20
    This reminds me of my favorite lawyer joke.

    Four life-long best friends get together. One of them tells the other three that he's dying of terminal cancer. The friends include a doctor, a rabbi (or priest or whatever you prefer), and a lawyer. The dying friend tells them, "You're my closest friends in the world. I know they say you can't take it with you, but I'm not so sure. Can each of you do me a favor? Here's $10,000. Can you just put it in my casket with me when I die?"

    The friend dies. After the funeral, in the back of the limo together, the doctor speaks up. "So, did you guys leave the money, like he asked?" The rabbi confesses. "No, I didn't," he says. "We had a family in our community who desperately needed the money to recover from a house fire that happened a few days ago. I gave it to them." The doctor lets out a sigh. "I couldn't do it, either. We had a piece of equipment at the hospital that broke down and needed $10,000 in repairs. It saves lives every day. I gave the money for that."

    The lawyer is incredulous. "I can't believe the two of you! Our dearest friend had one dying wish, and you couldn't honor it! I'm a lawyer. I understand what it means to stand by my word. My personal check for $10,000 is in that casket."

    Classic.
     
    • Haha Haha x 12
    • Like Like x 4

Share This Page

Loading...