Ya I was being sarcastic lol. Can't believe they kicked you out for that

 

Well it was a bit of a grind last night and fairly uneventful. Where do we start?

We hop off plane. JR is in bathroom so long I figure she's outside and I missed her exiting. I literally poke my head out the door and the security lady is chirping telling me I'm out and can't come back in. I had literally not stepped out of the doorway. So now I'm outside but JR hears me protesting from washroom so hurries out. We get on bus to Harrahs and she thinks she's left phone in washroom. She goes back to chat to "Security Nazi" who says she will look in bathroom for phone. She looks for all of 2-3 seconds.

We get back to hotel, JR searches purse and carry on and no phone. So we unload bags and plan to go back to airport. I zip down to Bell Desk and see if we can score a ride from them rather than take cab. They are pretty good here in Laughlin about hooking you up for rides as they have a car or two just for that and depending on who's working they will take you all over. It's hit and miss. This guy is a hit. Says he will take us there. First though he gets on the horn to call CET guys at airport. Yes! They have her phone and will deliver it.

JR's stress vanishes and all is well again. I really stress to her she needs a lock on her phone as it is unlocked! Bad idea.....

So as above we hit up Diamond Lounge while waiting. It's odd because literally half the lounge is designated 7 Star. Us "Rich Diamond Commoner Cocksuckers" (Breezy! Breezy! Breezy!) sit among the riff raff.

While snacking on an odd menu of tuna salad, coleslaw, split pea soup, nachos, watermelon and cookies the phone rings and JR's phone has arrived. We go to Bell Desk and pick it up. Great Customer Service!!! And he says he will drive us to airport tomorrow to get our car rental. Groovy baby.

In my mind, we are already UP the cost of two cab fares ($30) and one IPhone ($800). Big winners do far!

So JR decides she needs a nap???? Fair enough. I get to gamble. And I do. But not overly well despite a few big hits. She gets ready and I grind away an an assortment of games to the tune of -$97 until I spank those $800 aces and now I was up. We decide to leave Harrahs and the mojo switched rather drastically....

 

Went down to Riverside when they were serving free Champagne! Or whatever was in this bottle. That free champagne cost me about $200....

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By this time the screwdrivers were beginning to do their job.... Can anyone say "Blue Steel"???!!?!?

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We stroll along River Walk to Aquarius. The very same Aquarius I was kicked out of last time I was here with Macker!!! Clearly I was a marked man and would have to keep a low profile....

It was pretty empty as you would suspect for a Monday at 1:00 am and in fact drink service was brutal on floor and HL room! Didn't get a drink until we left. I dumped a few hundred here before this.

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Somewhere I also got this??? As I mentioned, it was getting sloppy... And where the fuck are my kickers???

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So we decide we are done and head back to Harrahs. I call the Bell guy who drove us to Riverside and he's at Aquarius in 5 minutes. Back to Harrahs.

JR calls it a night. And I should have to. I proceed to dump a LOT! Because I was up a bit I start going for it on $2 multi play and done $5 single play. What a brilliant fucking plan that was.....

Not many highlights everyone. In fact it hurts to sit right now as I'm typing this....

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So you are updated on s pretty tame first night. JR still sleeping but I think it's time to tickle her feet and wake her up cuz I'm ready to eat and hit up Lake Havasu. No gambling today until much later tonight.

We are checking into Planet Hollywood later then meeting a friend at Paris piano bar.

Fuck gambling is stupid!!! I lost a lot last night cuz I'm an idiot. I just couldn't go to bed on the first night with s profit. Oh Gaggles.....you slow slow witted man.

 

Good luck today!

see you tomorrow night!

 

Time to get this day started. View from room.

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