What Vegas needs is a Casino that focuses on America's growing obsese population...

Oversize everything..chairs, beds, doorways, casino games. Make it all easily accessible to the 'large sized folks'. Offer some healthy living counseling and health testing and weight loss packages for those who are interested in lifestyle changes. You could have a weigh-in at check-in and check-out for the people coming to lose weight. Might as well make the whole thing smoke-free too.

Offer scooter rentals and specially designed oversized transport from the airport. Open shops and boutiques that cater to large size people. Spa and Health Center focused on the needs of the obese. Keep a buffet open 7X24X365, but have some really healthy choices for those who want to change...along with some real crap for those who don't.

Use fat comedians exlcusively and have a showgirl show using overweight dancers...Get Jillian and Bob to do special talks and beginning exercise sessions.

....and you could call it......Wait for it..... "The Bigest Loser Casino" . Ok. Never mind. I just said that because I live for irony.

 

My vote is for the Supermarionation theme that Royal Canadian Veeblefetzer and Jimmy Poon are working on. We are almost ready to approach Gerry Anderson Jr.

The property would be laid out like Tracy Island, with palm trees that flop down so that we can launch limousines (Thunderbird 2 replicas) into the pond out front.

There would be a Stingray restaurant (underwater, of course) with mermaid servers, and a special UFO tower.

The staff would all be required to talk by only moving their jaws up and down, and moving their eyes left and right, with no other noticeable facial movements. And to simulate the Supermarionation puppetry, they would wear roller skates with casters instead of wheels so they sort of lurch around when they walk.

Thunderbirds are GO!

 

Is that the 'America' casino mentioned earlier?...

<ducks>

 

now that would be something!

 

It seems we all love the themeing so why the heck does LV continue to de-theme?

 

Upscale Vegas cheese... Stardust meets Vegas World/ Westward Ho.

 

Definitely a modern resort but themed after old school vintage Las Vegas. Marilyn Monroe and Rat pack themed staff etc, fun diners, cocktail bars etc.

 

TI as when it first appeared.

 

Yes!!!! That old sign Treasure Island sign was cool.

 

I'm still missing The Stardust. I always thought it was the coolest looking casino at night time.