Well, all these boys starting their threads already is killing me, so here we go! I’m also having fun writing this while drinking a beer or two after have a hydrocodone because I tweaked my back something awful. About to hop in the whirlpool tub, then crash.


The Players:
· Me – DirtyShirley
· Hubs - B
· Hub’s local friend – Sam
· Hub’s not so local friend who may come down – got what may be my last free room at PH for him
· Various pals from the board(s), including @riders , @B S , @Broncofn , @PayTriple , and others I'm sure I've likely forgotten for the moment


The Game:
· Slot tourney at cosmo – not only can I not believe that I bought into a slot tourney AND gave up my great offer, I can’t believe that @Broncofn, @PayTriple, and @B S did the same!
o Register on Friday afternoon, play on Friday and Saturday
· Assume I will also earn some tickets for the daily slot tournament, I must win something this time, right? Didn’t in all the times trying last trip…
· Lots of sluts! I mean the one armed bandit kind, but if the boys are nice to me, maybe I’ll help recruit some pretty girls for to party with
· Not sure how much I’ll play this trip, and since I’m not using my offer, don’t feel guilty about it. Planning on just a $3k budget for this 2 night trip
· Oh crap - might even try to get someone to reteach me how to play craps. Got to drunk last time and have the general gist down, but would be nice to learn next to "friendlies"


The Place(s):
· Cosmo – Terrace suite as usual
· Also guest appearances at the Boongalow!!! Where I shall strive to not wear effectively soccer mom gear, but more boongalow appropriate attire this trip. Maybe even, *gasp*, a swimsuit! But shall I be a marble white maiden, or a “tan” oompa loompa – time will tell…


The Burn:
I have pretty much burned up my offers with CET. They have shriveled up like a grape in the sun, only smaller. I’ve double-booked with them, redeeming freeplay for trips on end, and finally, it has come to an end. I couldn’t book my room free online, had to call, but still got it free. If Hubs' friend doesn’t come down, I’ll cancel.


Ok…more to come later. I must tell you about my Southwest scheming! But, tub is filling and I fear I will overflow it if I don’t stay closer!


7 sleeps until Vegas!

 

Can one of us please win that fucking slut tournament?

GOOD LUCK! One week!

 

P.S. I'm going to school these boys in (im)proper slot tourney etiquette!!!!!!

 

I sure as shit am going to try. I will employ key slot tourney strategies, like, the "doggie paddle". You may find our redheaded announcer friend will recall that signature move!

 

See you guys there Hun!!!!! Can't believe I bought into a slut tourney but should be fun

Any pointers, I'm all ears

 

Too bad about your back.....how did you tweak it again?
See you soon, and you get a Boongaloo key so no lame excuses for not bringing in hot chicks for the rest of us.

 

Good luck! Sluts won't be as fun without me though...

 

Good luck!! It's going to be a phenomenal weekend.

 

Y'all should all agree to split any winnings. Even the $250 use in a slot pull. I will of course get 10% as your manager.

 

Positively lawyer-esque!