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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Breeze147, Nov 16, 2016.

  1. Breeze147

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    Donald didn't mean me when he mentioned "ugly women".
     
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    I am who I am; who else could I be?
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    you wanted to stick 2 fingers or 4 fingers in my ass?
     
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    "Pull my finger"
     
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    Wow, Nick, did someone spike your coffee this morning?

    Sorry to insult Kellyanne "Out Of Context" Conway, a definite GOP heroine.
     
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    No, just hopefully adding a smile to a world that desperately needs one.
     
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    On this we agree.
     
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    So who's the "dumb blonde"
     
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    What do you think of this new "wig"?
     
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    How are ya'? That's right, Bennett Brauer, back with another commentary. Thought you'd seen the last of old Bennett, perhaps? Thought the network bigwigs would have sent Bennett and his negative ..."Q rating" on a slow boat th ?? Well.. maybe I don't.. "look the part".. uh.. I'm not.. "svelte".. I don't.. "look comfortable on camera".. I'm not.. "sobby". I don't.. "understand what's going on in the news." I'm not.. "likeable".. I don't.. "get along with people".. uh.. when I go to work, I don't.. "make eye contact".. I guess I.. don't.. "fit the mold". I.. don't.. "wear the latest clothes".. ir, even ones that don't.. "reek"! Uhh.. I don't.. "change my underwear".. uh.. I'm not "buff".. uh.. I don't have.. "firm breasts".. uh.. I don't.. "exercise". And when I do sweat, I don't.. "shower". I'm not.. "spic-and-span".. I don't.. "clean the area between my crotch and legs". But, for the time being, I guess the network.. "enforcers".. are opting for my reproach, until Joe Consumer tells thems he'd rather get his two cents from commentators who don't.. "make babies cry".. and don't.. "drink maple syrup straight from the bottle".. and don't..."leave old, dried-up deodorant cakes under their arm for weeks at a time".. and, uh.. I'm flying. I'm flying! I'm flying! Holy Schnikes!
     

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